Following on the unrivaled successes of:

- 2005 - "I'm Gonna Smash You Punks!"
- 2006:- "Does My Ass Look Fat To You?"
- 2007 - "What? You're Still Here??!?"

Dear Leader, Source of Sunshine, Happiness and Strength Through Bacon, The One True One, borg9, was, on this day, heard to utter....


"NOT GUILTY!"


Yes, minions, recognizing that while everyone is innocent until tried, the best you hope for from a jury pool of retired Chinese ladies, McDonalds employees, and postal workers is the moral ambiguity of "Not Guilty!". So don't click on that porn site, stop writing in your blog, and you dare don't get involved, because ALL OF THIS WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!